Agent of Status Quo BBQ Apron Fun political parody. Conservative? Sarcastic? Here's the perfect statement for you. Product InformationGreat in the kitchen or at the BBQ, our mid-length apron provides great coverage to help keep spills and splatters off your clothes. Makes a great gift for gourmets or grill-masters. Ties at neck and waist. Two center-stitched bottom compartment pouches for keeping tools and recipes handy. 35% Cotton / 65% polyester blend, twill fabric. Machine washable and guaranteed. | 
